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Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
- Niels Bohr

 


 

Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

 


 

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams

 


 


 

You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Life is cruel? Compared to what?
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

It may be true that there are no atheists in foxholes. But you don't find many Christians there, either. Or about as many as one as the other.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

The basic question is this: Why should anything exist? Nothing would be tidier.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Civilization, like an airplane in flight, survives only as it keeps going forward.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

The death penalty would be even more effective, as a deterrent, if we executed a few innocent people more often.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Is it possible to grow wiser without knowing it? One hopes so. We all hope so.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

I am happy to be a regional writer. My region is the American West, old Mexico, West Virginia, New York, Europe, Australia, the human heart, and the male groin.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

I, too, believe in fidelity. But how can I be true to one woman without being false to all the others?
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Most people have no business having children. They are unqualified, either genetically or culturally or both, to reproduce such sorry specimens as themselves. Of all our privileges, the license to breed is the one most grossly abused.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

What is reason? Knowledge informed by sympathy, intelligence in the arms of love.
- Edward Abbey

 

 

 

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
- Douglas Adams

 

 

 

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams

 

 

 

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
- Douglas Adams

 

 

 

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams

 

 

 

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams

 

 

 

There is no such thing as a 'self-made' man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and of our thoughts, as well as our success.
- George Matthew Adams

 

 

 

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
- Scott Adams

 

 

 

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
- Aeschylus

 

 

 

Unus, sed leo! [One, but a lion!]
- Aisopos, Fabulae

 

 

 

Even God cannot change the past.
- Agathon (447-401 BC)

 

 

 

Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
- Brian Aldiss

 

 

 

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali

 

 

 

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen

 

 

 

I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen

 

 

 

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen

 

 

 

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
- Woody Allen

 

 

 

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
- Woody Allen

 

 

 

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
- Woody Allen

 

 

 

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
- Oscar Ameringer

 

 

 

Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.
- Walter Anderson

 

 

 

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
- Marcel Archard

 

 

 

Education is the best provision for old age.
- Aristotle (384-322 BC)

 

 

 

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle (384-322 BC)

 

 

 

The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle (384-322 BC)

 

 

 

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
- Aristotle (384-322 BC)

 

 

 

There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
- Aristotle (384-322 BC)

 

 

 

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.
- Arthur Ashe

 

 

 

Though science can cause problems, it is not by ignorance that we will solve them.
- Isaac Asimov

 

 

 

Scientific apparatus offers a window to knowledge, but as they grow more elaborate, scientists spend ever more time washing the windows.
- Isaac Asimov

 

 

 

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' ('I found it!') but 'That's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov

 

 

 

The three fundamental Rules of Robotics...One: a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm...Two:... a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law...Three: a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Laws.
- Isaac Asimov

 

 

 

I married beneath me, all women do.
- Nancy Astor (1879-1964)

 

 

 

I loved not yet, yet I loved to love... I sought what I might love, in love with loving.
- St. Augustine (354-430)

 

 

 

A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
- St. Augustine (354-430)

 

 

 

Give me chastity and continency, but do not give it yet.
- St. Augustine (354-430)

 

 

 

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
- Marcus Aurelius

 

 

 

A wrongdoer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he that has done something.
- Marcus Aurelius

 

 

 

I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle.
- Jane Austen (1775-1817) [Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice]

 

 

 

You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents.
- Australian Aboriginal Elder

 

 

 

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
- Albert Axent-Gyorgyi, The Scientist Speculates

 

 

 

It seems that I have spent my entire time trying to make life more rational and that it was all wasted effort.
- A.J. Ayer (1910-1989)

 

 

 

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
- Johann Sebastian Bach

 

 

 

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

 

 

 

Silence is the virtue of fools.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

Words, when written, crystallize history; their very structure gives permanence to the unchangeable past.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

It is better to have no opinion about God at all than to hold beliefs that are not worthy of Him.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

There is in human nature generally more of the fool than of the wise.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

Nam et ipse scientia potestas est.
[Knowledge itself is power.]
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

 

 

 

If the concept of God has any validity or any use, it can only be to make us freer and more loving. If God cannot do this, then it is time we got rid of Him.
- James Baldwin (1867-1947)

 

 

 

Not everything that is faced can be changed; but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
- James Baldwin (1867-1947)

 

 

 

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
- James Baldwin (1867-1947)

 

 

 

I thought that he [Churchill] was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.
- Arthur Balfour (1848-1930)

 

 

 

Frank Harris said The fact is, Mr. Balfour, all the faults of the age come from Christianity and journalism. Christianity, of course, but why journalism?
- Arthur Balfour (1848-1930)

 

 

 

History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other.
- Arthur Balfour (1848-1930)

 

 

 

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

 

 

 

The more you judge, the less you love.
- Honore de Balzac

 

 

 

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-Tallulah Bankhead

 

 

 

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
- Mildred Barthel

 

 

 

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
- Basho

 

 

 

What is past my help is past my care.
- Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher

 

 

 

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam; that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
- Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, The Marriage of Figaro

 

 

 

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
- Samuel Beckett

 

 

 

There is always something rather absurd about the past.
- Sir Max Beerbohm (1872-1956)

 

 

 

Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.
- Sir Max Beerbohm (1872-1956)

 

 

 

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
- Alexander Graham Bell or Helen Keller

 

 

 

Perhaps a new age is opening up before us, in which the intelligentsia and the cultured classes will dream of ways to avoid utopias and to return to a non-utopian society, to a less perfect, a free society.
- Nikolai Berdyaev (1874-1948)

 

 

 

Suppose everyone cared enough, everyone shared enough, wouldn't everybody have enough? There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
- Nikolai Berdyaev (1874-1948)

 

 

 

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

 

 

 

The present contains nothing more than the past, and what is found in the effect was already in the cause.
- Henri Bergson (1853-1941)

 

 

 

Truth is the cry of all, but the game of few.
- Bishop George Berkeley (1685-1753)

 

 

 

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-Hector Berlioz

 

 

 

Why haven't women got labels on their foreheads saying Danger: Government Health Warning: Women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends?!
- Jeffrey Bernard, Spectator

 

 

 

This is like deja vu all over again.
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

Think?! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

Do you mean now?
- Yogi Berra, when asked for the time

 

 

 

I made a wrong mistake.
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
- Yogi Berra, after being told he looked cool

 

 

 

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

You can observe a lot by watching.
- Yogi Berra

 

 

 

Alliance, n: in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), The Devil's Dictionary

 

 

 

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), The Devil's Dictionary

 

 

 

Future, n. that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), The Devil's Dictionnary

 

 

 

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
- Josh Billings

 

 

 

The world continues to offer glittering prizes to those who have stout hearts and sharp swords.
- Frederick Smith, Earl of Birkenhead (1872-1930)

 

 

 

He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
- William Blake (1757-1827)

 

 

 

I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's; I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
- William Blake (1757-1827)

 

 

 

The average person asks of education only that it increase his earning power that he may enjoy in greater quantity or quality the material satisfactions of the uneducated.
- Morris Bishop

 

 

 

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
- Otto von Bismarck

 

 

 

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
- Niels Bohr

 

 

 

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr

 

 

 

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

 

 

There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

 

 

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

 

 

There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769–1821)

 

 

 

If you are lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough.
- Grace Boyle

 

 

 

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- Victor Borge

 

 

 

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
- Gloria Borger

 

 

 

Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale.
- George Borrow (1803-1881)

 

 

 

My favourite - I might say - my only study, is man.
- George Borrow (1803-1881)

 

 

 

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
- Alec Bourne

 

 

 

Intimacies between women often go backwards, beginning in revelations and ending in small talk without loss of esteem.
- Elizabeth Bowen

 

 

 

If you want to win her hand / let the maiden understand / that she's not the only pebble on the beach.
- Harry Braisted

 

 

 

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
- Dick Brandon

 

 

 

I wish my deadly foe no worse / than want of friends, and empty purse.
- Nicholas Breton (1545-1626)

 

 

 

When I say nothing I don't necessarily mean nothing.
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

The only way to remain a winner is to win once and then not play any more.
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I'm right.
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

Forgive me now because tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

Admire me now, avoid the June rush!
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent!
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
- Ashlea Brilliant

 

 

 

Something there is moves me to love, and I / do know I love, but know not how, nor why.
- Alexander Brome (1620-1666)

 

 

 

Somewhere, beyond space and time / is wetter water, slimier slime.
- Rupert Brooke (1887-1915)

 

 

 

Whenever people say »we mustn't be sentimental«, you can take it they are about to do something cruel. And if they add, »we must be realistic«, they mean they are going to make money out of it.
- Brigid Brophy

 

 

 

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
- Lord Broughton

 

 

 

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- A. Whitney Brown

 

 

 

When your mother is mad & asks you Do I look stupid?, it's best not to answer her.
- Meghann, age 13
You shouldn't stand in a bucket of water and touch an electric fence just because your brother tells you to.
- Melissa, age 13
My grandmother can say more in a sentence than a college professor can say in an hour and a half.
- Angela, age 14
- H. Jackson Brown Jr., Wit & Wisdom - Wise Words From Young Hearts

 

 

 

Persecution is a bad and indirect way to plant religion.
- Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682)

 

 

 

Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government'.
- Lenny Bruce

 

 

 

Everything has been said, and we are more than 7000 years of human thought too late.
- Jean de la Bruyere (1645-1696)

 

 

 

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

 

 

 

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
- John Buchan (1875-1940)

 

 

 

Suppose every cared enough, everyone shared enough, wouldn't everybody have enough? There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
- Frank Buchman (1878-1961)

 

 

 

After studying very hard to get his GED to help him get a promotion, Archie learned that someone else got the job. He replied, 'Jesus Christ, now here I am stuck with a high school education.'
- Archie Bunker

 

 

 

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

 

 

 

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
- Edmund Burke

 

 

 

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
- Nicholas Murray Butler

 

 

 

Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

 

 

 

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

 

 

 

It has been said that though God cannot alter the past, historians can; it is perhaps because they can be useful to Him in this respect that He tolerates their existence.
- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

 

 

 

Don't go through life, grow through life.
- Eric Butterworth

 

 

 

Education should be the process of helping everyone to discover his uniqueness to teach him how to develop that uniqueness, and then to show him how to share it because that's the only reason for having anything.
- Leo Buscaglia, Love

 

 

 

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then.
- Lord Byron (1788–1824)

 

 

 

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
- James Branch Cabell

 

 

 

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
- Calvin, Bill Watterson's Calvin & Hobbes

 

 

 

Hard to say, Ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.
- Calvin, Bill Watterson's Calvin & Hobbes

 

 

 

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
- Simon Cameron

 

 

 

An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
- Alber